| Ringing sleigh bells and fresh evergreen
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| | Suzy-maybe she would find a boyfriend if
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| smells...and for most people, this means
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| | her nose wasn't always buried in a book.
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| hell. It's that time of year again and
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| | A gift certificate for a massage for
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| you know what that means- spending time
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| | Mom-I think her back's been hurting her
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| with loved ones, drinking eggnog, and
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| | from carrying all that laundry. And for
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| most importantly-shopping! I can't wait!
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| | my dad (drum roll please)-a bra! Ok, ok,
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| My family's schedule during Christmas
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| | I know what you're thinking - "He's so
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| usually consists of sitting in traffic on
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| | crazy!" - But hear me out.
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| the way to the mall, standing in lines,
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| | My dad likes cars. Actually, scratch
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| and fighting with mobs of disgruntled
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| | that. My dad LOVES cars. My mom is
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| shoppers in efforts to purchase that
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| | always saying that his Corvette is his
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| "perfect" present. I know, I love it
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| | mistress and he would sleep with it too
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| too! Unfortunately, my generation has
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| | if the bed were big enough. He takes it
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| been cursed with the gift of the internet
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| | to car shows, rally meet-ups, and the
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| and we do our shopping from a computer at
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| | track. But last time I was driving with
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| home. We always get the shaft.
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| | him, we turned onto a street that was
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| It's hard to explain, but I have this
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| | under construction and he almost had a
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| extraordinary talent for finding that
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| | heart attack. Now let me tell you, the
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| perfect gift. I guess it all started
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| | second he started rolling down the street
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| when I was born. I was too young to
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| | and those pebbles started splashing up
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| remember, but my parents love telling the
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| | onto his front end, he started letting
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| story. They were in college-studying,
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| | out words that I hadn't heard since that
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| learning, probably protesting
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| | time I tried to see if his new laptop
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| something-when my mom went to the doctor
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| | floated - it didn't.
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| and found out she was pregnant. You
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| | I shared the gift idea with my Mom and
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| wouldn't believe how surprised my dad was
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| | she thought it was swell. And as much as
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| when she told him! She gave him such a
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| | I wanted to spend time in lines, traffic,
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| great gift-me! He responded with
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| | and crowded stores, my mom thought we
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| something like, "Oh perfect!" and "This
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| | should check out car bras online first.
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| is just what we need right now." Anyway,
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| | It turned out that we found an awesome
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| I guess my talent comes from the fact
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| | automotive accessory site that had a huge
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| that I was the perfect gift.
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| | selection of car bras, free shipping, and
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| But enough about me, let's get back to
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| | great customer service to answer all of
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| Christmas. A new baseball hat and jersey
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| | our questions. Man, this internet is
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| for my younger brother-Timmy really loves
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| | taking all the fun out of holiday
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| those Yankees. A year's subscription to
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| | shopping.
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| National Geographic for my sister
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